
Ernesto: Ah, Peter! Checking out some summer reading?
Peter: Hi, um, Ernesto. Yeah, I've got this book -
Ernesto: Let's see. "Dirk Dragonslapper Vol. 1: The Trolls Revolt."
Peter: It's about a boy who rides around on a dragon -
Ernesto: Yes. I reviewed it on my blog.
Peter: You have a blog?
Ernesto: Yes. I found the book derivative and thin, like a watered-down version of Tolkien. You do like Tolkien?
Peter: I've never been tolking.
Ernesto: LOL! Always the quotable Peter! May I use that?
Peter: Yeah. Okay.
Ernesto: Good-bye! Enjoy your little book!
Mom: Let's check out, Petey. Where's your book?
Peter: I put it back. It's derivative, watered-down tolking.
Mom: Okay, Petey.
Alice: I'm getting the Big Pop-Up Book of Giant Squids! See?
Peter: Gaaah!
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It's not always about blogging and/or Tolkien, but it is always funny. I read Cul de Sac every day on GoComics. You can read it free at The Seattle Times.
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